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Jokes

  • Walking To School

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    Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom loved very much and, being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten. She walked him to school a couple of days but when he came home one day, he told his mother that he did not want…

  • Geriatric Intermezzo

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    “Comrade Andropov is the most turned on man in Moscow!” “Comrade Andropov is sure to light up any discussion!” “Why did Brezhnev go abroad, and Andropov did not? Because Brezhnev ran on batteries, but Andropov needed an outlet.” (Reference to Brezhnev’s pacemaker and Andropov’s dialysis machine).

  • 2 Car Jokes

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    Q: Why do Hondas and Hyundais have standard rear-window defoggers? A: So your hands don’t get cold when you’re pushing them. Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A: With a Porsche, the pricks are on the inside.

  • The Ultimate Collection of Signs

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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” ************************** Sign over a Gynaecologist?s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” ************************** On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us…

  • Having Trouble Hearing

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    Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him. Charlie said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest…

  • Californian Cows

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    You have a million cows. Most of them are illegals.

  • Rhyme

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    Roses are red, Grass is green. You have the shape Of a washing machine.

  • Bird Cookin’

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    According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear…

  • Open Window

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    The Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it good to have sex with an open window?” The Armenian Radio answers: “Yes, but with a woman it is better.”

  • Why You Should Pity Men…

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    Pity us men……… If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a sissy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing…

  • Scottish Presbyterian

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    A Scottish Presbyterian is rescued after many years on a desert island. As he stands on the deck of the rescuing vessel, the captain says to him, “I thought you were stranded alone. How come I can see three huts on the beach?” – “Well,” replies the castaway, “that one there is my house and…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 1

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    Chuck Norris has more Myspace friends than Tom. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to…