Jokes
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Court Plea
in JokesAfter a trial had been going on for three days, Finally, the blonde accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘not guilty’ to ‘guilty’ of the charges.” The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. “If you’re guilty, why…
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Tootsie Roll
in JokesYou’re so covered in dirt that if you wanted to eat a tootsie roll, you’d have to wear white gloves to keep from biting your finger!
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The World of Medicine
in JokesA Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in our country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.” A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,…
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The Perfect Breakfast…
in JokesThe Perfect Breakfast: You’re sitting at the table and: your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties…. your mistress is on the cover of Playboy … and your wife is on the back of the milk carton…
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New Dictionary
in JokesDid you hear about the new dictionary for masochists? It has all the words, but they’re not in alphabetical order.
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Divine Secrets of the YAYA Sisterhood
in Jokes1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to…
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How to Have Fun on Your Final Exam Test
in JokesIf you’re going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions… 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, “Oh geez, better get cracking.” and do…
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall
in JokesAfter living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that!…
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Jeep
in JokesDuring training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “Yours is.”