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Jokes

  • Faster

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    Whats faster than a speeding bullet, more powerfull than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and has a carpark? Super market

  • Battery XXX Boodler

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    Battery Fucked Boodler’s ass hard and soft yesterday! Maybe zat explains z growth in z population recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Driving Home Very Drunk

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    It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before…

  • Immigration – Problem, or Not? I

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    California Version The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor’s office asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.” 71% of respondents answered: “No es un problema serio.”

  • Knitting Blonde

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    A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!” at the top of his lungs. “No!” the blonde…

  • Calling In Sick

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    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she’s not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” he asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice. “What in the hell is anal glaucoma?” he inquires. “Well, I just can’t see my ass coming…

  • Hair & Names

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    1. Did you hear about the man who had a shower without getting his hair wet? He was bald! 2. Did you hear about the boy who was named after his father? His name was Dad!

  • Reincarnation

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    I don’t believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

  • Brooms & Carrots

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    Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom ”This is a magic broom — point it at anyjoke, say ‘Bangity bangity bang,’ and they will…

  • Repairman

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    A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls off every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to see what is going on, just close…

  • Vive La Difference!

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    You might be a redneck if… You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.

  • So Ghetto

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    Yo momma is so ghetto, both she and her dog have weave.