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Jokes

  • Smart Women

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    barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands. She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walk behind their husbands, but now seem to walk even further back and are happy…

  • You Might be a Linux User If…

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    (Linux is a server far superior to windows. It’s logo is Tux the digital penguin.) 1. Your favorite movie was Kill Bill. 2. Your favorite animal is a penguin. 3. You think micro and soft describe Bill Gates. 4. You would like to “server” Gates head. 5. Your desktop picture is of tux burning the…

  • Diarhea

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    Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, it flows in our genes.

  • Great Hypnotist

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    It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the the very famous hypnotist do his stuff. As the hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to…

  • Feminists

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    How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.

  • I’m Feline Good

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    Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. “Don’t worry,” my husband reassured me. “I’ll have him trained in no time.” I watched for several days as my husband patiently “trained” our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched,…

  • No One

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? No one. No one who? No one to tell you who’s here!

  • Steering Wheel

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    What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An Air-Bag

  • Free Samples

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    After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and…

  • Computer Humor

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    1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great groups from little icons grow. 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular…

  • The Annual Physical

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    The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes,” answered the patient. “You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember…

  • 5 Jokes (17)

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    1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. 2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. 3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone…