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Jokes

  • A, A

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    AA and AA

  • Family Traditions

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    My family has no traditions. We just do the same thing, over and over again, each year.

  • Don’t Forget to Remember

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    When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

  • Hatch

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    Knock-Knock Who’s There Hatch Hatch Who? God Bless You.

  • Screw Her Self

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    There were two guys at a bar. One of them was rich and the other was poor. They both start talking and they find out their anniversary is on the same day, which is tomorrow. Poor guy- “What did you get your wife?” Rich Guy- “I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes Benz.”…

  • Enjoy Life to the Fullest

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    The Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it possible to enjoy life to the fullest in the Soviet Union?” The Armenian Radio answers: “Yes, if you like crowded trains.”

  • Poor

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    Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said “Moving!”

  • Left Handed

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    Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother, after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night, and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked,”Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this…

  • Hunting Dog

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    Dave had obtained a new hunting dog and was raving about it to his colleagues at work endlessly. The dog could do this, the dog could do that, the dog was amazing, etc. Finally, after three weeks of listening to this, Dave’s coworkers demanded to go on a hunt with Dave and his dog so…

  • Esther Bunny

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    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stella. Stella who? Stella nother Esther Bunny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Samoa. Samoa who? Samoa Esther Bunnies. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Consumption. Consumption who? Consumption be done about all these Esther Bunnies? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther anyone…

  • A Night In The barn

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    A lawyer and two friends–a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man–had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn.”…

  • Who Who?

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    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Who who. Who who who? Is there an owl in here?