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  • Top 14 Fun Things To Do In A Public Bathroom

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    14. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor; then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?” 13. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and…

  • The Parrot

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    THIS JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYjoke There’s this guy Joe who has a parrot that he adores. Well, Joe has to go on a trip and doesn’t know what to do about his parrot. Three of his buddies, who live together, offer to take him in. The three guys are Norwegian, Swiss, and…

  • Cayman Islands

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    A guy walked up to this little boy and asked what was closer, ( it was a joke) the moon or the Cayman Islands. The little boy said, “The moon, because you can’t see the Caymen Islands, but you can see the moon.” The guy decided to show some people on the streets this fine…

  • War Zone

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    Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Oakland Raiders team for ’98. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, and he couldn’t find a quarterback that would ensure a SuperBowl win. Then one night, watching CNN, he saw a war…

  • Triangles

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    Teacher: “Can someone tell me three kinds of triangles? Yes, Jimmy?” Jimmy: “OK, so there’s right, isosceles, and you, your husband, and the mailman.” The class laughed. “OK, young man. Now you’re going straight to the principal.” said the teacher. And the principal laughed too.

  • Knock on the Door

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    Knock Knock Who’s there? Doris Doris who? Door is shut thats why i knocked!

  • Knocking??

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    Knock-Knock Why are you knocking? I’ve got a doorbell

  • Tired?

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    The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.

  • Blonde Radio

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    Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

  • Gotcha

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    The worst (and wealthiest) member of Augusta approached Ben Crenshaw after the Master’s Tournament. He challenged him to a match – double or nothing the prize money he had just one. Crenshaw was hesitant but, hey, who doesn’t need more money, right? To make it fair he offered the guy any handicap he wanted. The…

  • The Most Important Thing

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    Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. — Jackie Mason

  • London

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    I see London, I see France, I see your underpants.