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Jokes

  • Getting Old

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    Remember, old folks are worth a fortune; they have silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. You’re getting old when you don’t care where your wife goes, just so long as you don’t have to go along too. You’re getting old…

  • A Short Attention Span

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    JUST because I have a short attention span doesn’t mean I

  • If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines…

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    UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everyjoke pushes the airplane until it glides, then they…

  • Really Old

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    My health teacher said once he was talking to this one guy and a student. As they were talking the student got curious and asked, “How long have you been teaching here?” My health teachser replied, “Oh about 37 years.” The student said he must be old and the other guy, who is elderly as…

  • Fool!

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    Two neighbours were talking to each other. One said to the other “Have you told your son to stop imitating me?” The other one replied “Yes. Yesterday I went up to him and said ‘Stop acting such a fool!’…”

  • A Man Went to the Doctor…

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    A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you.” “I know,” said the man, “but I…

  • And Nothing But …

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    If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember everything.

  • Haiku

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    Haiku are funny But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator

  • House Cleaning

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    Husband and wife are doing the spring house cleaning. Wife asks husband to hang some new curtain rods, but he can’t do it without toggle bolts. He sends her to the hardware store where she asks the man behind the counter for two toggle bolts. He puts them on the counter, then asks, “You wanna…

  • Women and Cats

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    I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

  • Smoking Section

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    Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

  • Back to the Land

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    There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head on an island and they were almost starving. In the end the brunette decided she would rather die trying to get back to land, which looked about 20 miles away, than stay on the island and starve. So she started swimmming and got about 10…