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Jokes

  • Yo Momma So Dumb

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    Yo Momma so dumb when she went through the McDonalds drive through, she drove through McDonalds.

  • Have You Seen Any UFOs Lately?

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    Have you noticed since most people have a camcorder these days there are not as many people talking about seeing UFOs as there use to be?

  • Momma Stinks

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    Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

  • Room 113

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    A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.” so the woman replies, “If you dick is as hard…

  • Connie Francis (1959)

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    Lipstick; (noun) On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear!

  • Overseas Tease

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    A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter. “My darling,” he writes,…

  • Flies

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    My mom had just placed some flypaper out when my little cousin wandered in. She was fascinated watching the flies get caught. Finally, my mom asked, “Molly, don’t you have flies in your house?” “Yeah, we have flies. We just don’t have anything for them to sit on.”

  • Hippopotamus Hide

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    Three Indian women are sitting side by side. The first, sitting on a goatskin, has a son who weighs 170 pounds. The second, sitting on a deerskin, has a son who weighs 130 pounds. The third, seated on a hippopotamus hide, weighs 300 pounds. What famous theorem does this illustrate? The squaw on the hippopotamus…

  • Joe

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    Knock-knock Who’s there? Joe Joe who? Jo mama

  • Euro Disney

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    Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

  • Loose Church Women

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    “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I’ve been with a loose woman.” The priest sighs. “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” “Yes, Father, ’tis I.” “And who might be the woman you were with?” “I shan’t be tellin’ you, Father. It…

  • Doctor’s Appointment

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    A blonde went to see her doctor for her annual checkup so the doctor gave her the once over. At the end of the checkup he shone a light in her ear to have a look; amazed, he shook his head and walked away. See below what the doctor had seen. A big sign SPACE…