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Jokes

  • Repaying a Debt

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    The Hodja (teacher) was selling olives at the market and business was slow. He called to a woman who was passing by and tried to entice her. She shook her head and told him she didn’t have any money with her.”No problem,” the Hodja grinned. “You can pay me later.” She still looked hesitant, so…

  • View From the Top

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    People who want to inform you of their religious views almost never want to hear yours.

  • HOW TO TALK ABOUT MEN AND STILL BE POLITICALLY CORRECT!

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    He does not have a BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER – He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME – He investigates ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING – He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE…

  • Humid

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    For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

  • Last Words III

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    On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young. In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children…

  • Old and New Sayings

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    I am sure everyone has heard the saying “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” Well, I have improved on this saying so that it applies to my life, and here it is. “If it ain’t broke, it ain’t ours!”

  • Bayl

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    When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl

  • Optimistic Jack

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    Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in town knew Jack as a very optimistic person. Jack, whenever placed in a terrible situation, would say, “It could have been worse.” Everyone in town was tired of hearing Jack say that, so one day they decided to lie to him. They went…

  • Those Silly Dentist

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    A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. “Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?” She said, “No, I don’t have any idea.” “Well,” he spoofed,…

  • It’s Free, This is Heaven

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    This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with…

  • Gun Shop Robbery

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    I broke in to a gun shop last week. I didn’t know that the owner lived on-site. He must have spent every night for the last ten years thinking of what he would do to the poor, hapless soul who would try to break in. I pointed my gun at him and he held up…

  • Government vs. Men

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    What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Eventually.