Jokes
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Toothbrush
in JokesQ: What’s the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don’t lend a toothbrush to your best friend.
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The Banker
in JokesA wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, whom I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.” The banker said, “Yes, he certainly was trusted, and he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”
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Prawo Jazdy
in JokesApparently, a Polish driver living in southern Ireland by the name of Prawo Jazdy had racked up dozens of speeding tickets and parking fines – but with a different address on each occasion. Eventually, the Garda discovered that Prawo Jazdy is Polish for ‘driving licence’. . .
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A Collection of Insults
in JokesA collection of insults! For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all of yours. You are the only person I’ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time! You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth! I heard you…
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Redneck Joke 2
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your limo at your wedding was a tractor and trailer.
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Disturbed Kids
in JokesA little boy walks into his parents’ room and sees his parents having sex. “And you smack me for sucking on my thumb, Mommy?!?”, the boy exclaims. A little boy asks his mom where babies come from. “Well from the stork,” Mom replies. “So then who fucks the stork?”, The kid asks.
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Politics…
in JokesQ: How many polititians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 Clinton to start the screwing enitiative, Nixon to steal public tax money to campain for the support of the light bulb initiative, Jimmy Carter to bore people to death about the campain Reagan to reasure the American public that it…
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Hopeless Pupil
in Jokes“It’s no good, sir,” said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. “I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.” “Goes in both ears and out the other?” asked the puzzled teacher. “But you only have two ears.” “You see, sir? I’m no good at math, either.”
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Windy
in JokesA little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn’t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent.” “As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.” The doctor says, “I…