Jokes
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Let Me Through!
in JokesA car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way…
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Golden Rat
in JokesA man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, a golden rat interested him and he went to purchase it. “That’ll be $20 for the rat and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the shop owner. “Thanks, but I’ll just take the rat for $20 and leave the story”. He…
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A Redneck Murder
in JokesTwo Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1. The DNA is all the same. 2. There are no dental records.
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Average IQ
in JokesA Kerryman emigrated from Ireland to England, thereby increasing the average IQ of both countries.
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Horn Players
in JokesA girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, “Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?” “Nah,” the first girl replied. “That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all.” The next night she went out with…
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Eenie Meenie . . .
in JokesCop to boy: Which of the two fighting in the street is your father? Boy: I don’t know. That’s what they’re fighting about!
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Yo Mamma So Fat….
in JokesYo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!
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Stolen Money
in JokesMy grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.