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Jokes

  • Fun Quiz

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    Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks. What is a foreign ant called? Import-ant. What do ants take when they are ill? Anti-biotics.

  • Stripin

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    Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to turn on the tv, she started stripping.

  • More Of Life’s Unanswered Questions

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    Why is it called a soap opera when nojoke sings? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don’t they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn’t it be better than root beer…

  • 3 Eyes & Green

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    Q: What’s green, has 3 eyes, sharp teeth, and blood on its face? A: I don’t know, but it’s on your shoulder!

  • Ball Room

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    Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room

  • Hurricane

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    Yo momma is so fat if they named a hurricane after her it would have to be a cat 20.

  • Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:

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    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

  • Scare me

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    A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch, when the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, “Do you have any last requests?” The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?”

  • Some puns

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    Are part-time band leaders semiconductors? If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? Does killing time damage eternity? Daylight savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Do pilots in a hurry take crash-courses? How do you get off a nonstop flight?

  • Puffy

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    What did Puffy say when Ben asked him about J-LO ? “Take that, take that”

  • Twenty Dollars

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    “Hey, Mom,” asked Johnny “Can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?” “He said,…

  • See Saw

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    What type of saw cuts the sea? A see-saw.