Jokes
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April Fools
in JokesMy uncle (Dan) and his best friend (Erik) have an April Fool month every April. Each plays one major prank on the other during the month – neither know when they will be pranked or what will happen when they are. Here are a couple of the things that they have done to each other:…
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United States Weird Laws I
in JokesAlabama *It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. *Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. *It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. ~~~ California *Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. *animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school,…
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Four Elephants in Your Refrigerator
in JokesQ: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? A: There’s an empty Mini parked outside.
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Public Speaking
in JokesSpeak your mind out when you’re angry. You’ll make the best speech you’ll ever live to regret.
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The Blank Look
in JokesLittle Bobby had been searching through a stationer’s stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend? An anniversary, or a congratulations to your mom and dad?” Little Bobby shook his head and answered, “No. Er…got any blank…
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3 Viagra Pills
in JokesA guy goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, I have a problem.” “My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.” “I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.” The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a…
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4 Indescrete Facts..
in JokesYo momma is so fat , She uses a pillow for a tampon. ———————————— Yo momma is so stupid , That when her boyfriend said, “Lets do it doggie-style tonight,” she sat down and licked her ass. ————————————- Yo momma is so dumb , That she was arrested for taking a dump at a construction…
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Used Brains?
in JokesIn the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 34
in JokesLightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it. Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur’s court. He was known as Sir Beatdown. Chuck Norris once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated. In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew…