Jokes
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Meeting the Pope
in JokesA rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made his way slowly down the…
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Alligator Attack!
in JokesA tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. “Is it true,” he asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?” “That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.”
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Some More oneliners IV
in JokesThese are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, summer not. How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from a duck. Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other “You drive, I’ll man…
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The REAL Difference Between Men and Women
in JokesOne morning, during breakfast, I say, “I had the strangest dream. It was about aliens.” My mother asks, “What are aliens?” My father asks, “What kind?”
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Sidewalk Blues
in JokesI was walking down the road and saw a sign which read, “SIDEWALK AHEAD CLOSED. PLEASE USE OTHER SIDE OF ROAD”. Oooh, it made me cross!
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Dart Team
in JokesDoris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a tenant for their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks and…
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I’m A Baaaaad Boy
in JokesA little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother: Dear Grandmother, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday. With love, Mike