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Jokes

  • Kangakes

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    What is a kangaroo’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!

  • I Ain’t Touchin it

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    An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal… Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a close by man, “Can you help me point my penis?” The man reluctantly accepted but decided not to look at the man’s penis. After a few seconds…

  • A Few oneliners

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    Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk. What do you call a bright, sunny day that comes after two cold, cloudy days? Monday. A snake slithers into a bar. The barman says, “I can’t serve you, you obviously can’t hold your drink.” Which side of a chicken has…

  • What’s Wrong?

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    In answer to the question “What’s wrong?” The wife says: The same old thing. The wife means: Nothing. The wife says: Nothing. The wife means: Everything. The wife says: Nothing, really. The wife means: It’s just that you’re an idiot. The wife says: I don’t want to talk about it. The wife means: I’m still…

  • The “F” Word

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    This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh, okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.” The man…

  • King…

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    Knock,knock! Who’s there? King! King who? King Kong is now part of China.

  • Lorraine

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    There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it…

  • Women Bashing Questions

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    How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should be open by the time she brings it to you. Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink. How much does it cost to fix a woman’s watch? Nothing, theres a clock on the oven. Your…

  • Love Marriage vs Arranged Marriage

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    Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back! Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n colorless… still extremely reliable n robust. Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive…….. yet one never knows…

  • Chickens, Cows, Ducks, and Roads

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    Joe:Why did the cow cross the road? Bob:The chicken quit. Joe:why did the chicken quit? Bob: He wanted a job that would give him more buck-buck-bucks. Joe: Hey! Why is why is that duck crossing the road? Bob: I don’t know. Maybe the cow qu- Hey! Why am I talking to you? I don’t even…

  • Pet Shop

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    A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, “Do your Shih Tzu dogs breed well?” The owner says,”Sure they do.” After a minute, the man says, with a grin, “What about your bull dogs?” “Yes they breed well, too.” The man, happy with this, buys both. The owner asks, “Why do…

  • Troubling Puzzle

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    Once, there was a blonde who called her boyfriend and said, “Baby, I’m working on this puzzle and it’s really hard. Can you come and help me?” He asked what it looked like and she replied saying that there was a tiger on the box. The boyfriend was convinced to come over and help. She…