Jokes
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Ghetto Test
in JokesGhetto Test If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score. Scoring is given at the bottom of the test. 1. You’ve ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points) 2. You’ve ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points) 3.…
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Joke About Blondes
in JokesBLONDE #1: I found some jokes about us blondes online. They’re inaccurate! They make us look- BLONDE #2:Ugly? BLONDE #3:Fat? BLONDE #4:Lazy? BLONDE #5:Mean? BLONDE #1:No, stupidly funny.
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Just Right For The Job
in JokesQ: How many believable, competent, “just right for the job” presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It’s going to be a dark 4 years, isn’t it?
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Peeping Tom
in JokesOnce upon a time, there was an elderly couple. Next door, there lived a Peeping Tom. One day, the couple received a phone call. The woman said, “Fred! Peeping Tom tells us to shut the blinds or he’ll call the police!”
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Little Boy Blue
in JokesKnock Knock! Who’s there? Little boy blue. Little Boy Blue who? Micheal Jackson!!!!!
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TIRE TRACKS
in JokesQ: Why did the blonde have tire tracks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”
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Shallow B**ch Pink Slip
in JokesDear __________________________,    I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening…
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Batty Books … final one!!! :<
in JokesA Hole in the Bucket by Lee King Long Walk by Miss. D. Bus The Playground by C. Saw Fitting Carpets by Walter Wall Around the World by Sir Cumfrence Flexibility by Ben Dover Bladder Controld by Idon P. Freely