Jokes
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And the Answer Is……
in JokesI’ve been following the ongoing Evolution vs Intelligent Design controversy, and as a card-carrying botanist, I’m a very strong supporter of Darwin. But still, there are things in life that rational science simply cannot explain. Like Paris Hilton…
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Advice From Women To Men
in Jokes1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s…
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ABH – Anywhere But Here!
in JokesA stockbroker is beginning his jail sentence for fraud, and meets his cell-mate for next seven years. He stares in shock at the weirdo next to him, when the psycopath says, “Don’t worry, I’m in here for a white-collar crime as well.” The stockbroker is very relieved, and asks what crime the man had committed.…
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Whats Black and White…
in JokesWhat’s black and white and played all over? Black and White (the computer game)
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When Is It My Turn?
in JokesThe things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
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Einstein, Picasso and Bush
in JokesAlbert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter says, “You look like Albert Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths people will go to in order to sneak into heaven. Can you prove who you really are?” Einstein asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk, please?” St.…
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Car Troubles
in JokesA young blonde stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored…