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Jokes

  • Self Service

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    A man into a whorehouse. Once in the room with the prostitute, he puts $50 on the table and drops his pants. The hooker almost faints; the guy has a 18 inch cock. She says, “Hold on pal, I’ll lick it, I’ll suck it, but you’re not sticking that in me.” The man pulls up…

  • Cafe

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    Once, my parents were driving, and they wanted a cup of tea, so they drove to a cafe. When they ordered, a horse walked in and sat at the table across from them. The horse then ordered a cup of coffe. My parents thought it was a bit strange, so they asked the waitress if…

  • Man and his Technology

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    A well dressed man walks into a bar in a rather rough side of town. The bartender watches to make sure no fights break out with him. To the bartenders suprise, the man starts hitting his hand like hes dialing a telephone. He puts his hand to his ear and starts talking. The bartender goes…

  • Sink-o Da-Mayo

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    Once there was a large group of mexicans who made a club called the I love Mayonnaise Club. And they made this club days before the titanic set sail. And on the titanic there was a large, large case of mayonnaise. And later when the titanic sank, this group was very sad so they formed…

  • Better Than My Fist

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    A guy walks into a bar with his midget wife and takes a stool, with his wife standing next to him. The bartender was busy at the other end and didn’t see them when they walked in. When he got done serving the customers there, he walked down the bar and asks the new customer…

  • Psychics?

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    Why do psychics ask so many questions when they supposedly already know the answers?

  • Not Another Redneck Joke

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    You are a redneck if: You think the following is funny You haven’t read the joke “You are a Redneck If… #900”.

  • Missing!

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    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.…

  • Kind of Makes You Think 21

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    Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?

  • Pick Up Lines

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    These pick up lines are so nasty, they’re insults… The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every…

  • MacDonald’s

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    Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the MacDonald’s M.

  • Magic Fish

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    Three men are fishing. One catches a magic fish that will grant each one a wish if they let him go. The first one wishes he could double his IQ. It is done. The second one wishes to triple his IQ. It is done. The last one (who is an idiot) wishes to multiply his…