Comebacks at Work…

I plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.

You know, if I looked like you, then I’d probably be plastering make-up on, too.

You looked in a mirror lately?

You’re just jealous – weighing 10 stone is a big achievement.

You remind me of a person I once knew. He was called the Hulk.

If you are wondering why I’m napping, it’s because you always want us to be wide awake. If I nap now, I’ll be awake later. Now let me sleep.

Well, well, well. Looks like the latest circus freak just escaped.

Why am I in free dress? Well, that’s the benefit of being the boss.