He Wants a 5

Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his buddies to complete a foursome. His buddies ask him if his friend can play golf. Dick says that he is very good.

This guy hits the ball on the first hole in the bush, so his buddies look at him and say, “You said your friend was a good golfer.” Dick says “Yes, he is watch him play.” They see the ball come out of the bush on the green. This guy takes two putts to make par.

Second hole is par 3. This guy hits the ball into the lake. The two buddies looks at Dick again and say “You said this guy was good” Dick replies that this guy was a great player.

So the guy walks into the the lake. Three minutes later they can’t see the guy. All of a sudden they see a hand come out of the water. They tell Dick to dive in the lake to go get his friend, he’s drowning. Dick replies “No, that means he wants a 5 iron”.