Jack locked up his bar and headed home. He’d been asleep a few minutes when the telephone rang.
“What time do you open in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
Furious, Jack slammed the phone down and went back to sleep. But the same guy called again.
” You might as well stop calling,” Jack shouted.” There’s no way I’m letting a drunk like you into my bar!” “I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected.”I want to get out!”
Jack and the Phone Call
in Jokes