There was a little guy in a bar drinking his beer, when all of a sudden a big guy comes and knocks him off his stool and says “that was a karate chop from Japan”
The little guy get’s back up on his stool again and start’s to drink his beer again, when all of a sudden the big guy knock’s him of his stool again, and says that was a karate kick from China,
So the little guy get’s back up and leave’s for a moment then come’s back in and goes up to the big guy hits him and knock’s him off of his stool out cold…. he then, tell’s the bartender “when he gets up to ask me, that was a crowbar from Sears”