A young army private is home on leave. He is talking to his dad about his experience at jump school while learning to be a paratrooper.

“Dad” he says, “on my first jump, I froze up at the door on the plane. A big black sergeant standing behind me told me that if I didn”t jump, he was gonna cram about 12 inches of dick up my ass.”

“Well did you jump?” asks his dad.

“Just a little at first” answered the boy.