1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.