The Pretty Dress

One Sunday morning, as was his custom, the pastor of a small church had all the children come up front for a brief children’s church. He enjoyed asking the children various questions, and hearing their answers. On this particular morning, he noticed little Susie feeling a bit shy, so he leans over to her and says, “Susie, that’s certainly a lovely dress you’re wearing!” Little Susie then leans over and says right into the pastor’s lapel mic, “yes, and my mommy says its a bitch to iron”.