Try This on Your Friends.

After everything I say I want you to say “I am a Man.”

You go to a bar.
I am a man
You see a girl and go meet her
I am a man
You take her home
I am a man
You get in bed with her
I am a man
She whispers in you ear
I am a man

(This is very funny when saying it out loud with a friend. Instruct them to say “I am a man.” after each line you say.)