During his sermon, the preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike. As he preached, he continued to move briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.
At one point, he moved to one side and got caught up in the cord, nearly tripping before he jerked it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the second pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “Mommy, if he gets loose, will he hurt us?”