Punk and Old Man.

A man goes into a bar. He sits down and starts staring at a young punk with spiked red hair, multicolored clothes, and an earring.
The punk gets mad turns around and says, “Hey old man, what are you looking at?”
The old man says, “Nothing, it’s just that when I was in the army, I got really drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son.”