Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
And doesn’t mind admitting when he’s wrong,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call,
he won’t wait two weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won’t be annoyed
& opens my door & begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask,
“How Big is My Behind!?!”
One who will kiss me till my joke’s twitchin’,
In the hall, the shower, the garden and the kitchen.
I pray this man will love me no end, and never
attempts to date my best friend.
And, as I kneel and pray by my bed …
I look at the Butt Head you sent me instead!
~ Amen ~